I don't want to be this kind of animal anymore

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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grouchythefish

Remember when if you wanted to play Tetris you could just download an app called Tetris and the entire game was there and it didn't have any ads or login bonuses or in-app purchases to make the game easier, no logging in or making an account, it didn't want access to your contacts or to send you push notifications. It was just Tetris, the whole Tetris and nothing but the Tetris. That was a better time.

grouchythefish

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It's fucking minesweeper! It's minesweeper!!!!! It's a logic game from 1990 that used to come free with computers back when computers were good why the FUCK does it need in app purchases I am going to become a terrorist.